Miss Information needs soldiers to help fight her latest enemy
Miss Information basically lives in gym clothes. She has always has wanted to but work had dress codes and she couldn't.
Now she's only got 1 working arm, and the dress codes were eliminated ages ago, nothing will stop her!
Even if the manufacturers try really hard.
Miss Information has declared war on her new enemy--7/8 length leggings. Why are they the only ones in stores now? Where have the full length leggings gone?
Also: Miss Information is bad at fractions but in what universe is this 7/8th of her legs? The hem stops mid calf! They're practically capris! And she's not tall!
And by the way: women need pockets--even in activewear!
And then she had a realization: who would benefit from short leggings? The answer is obvious--companies that make razors!
So now Miss Information has two (2) new main enemies. Please consider joining the fight to defeat them.
We will charge at dawn--or whenever Miss Information gets around to shaving her calves. Please wear your cutest leggings. Miss Information is wearing purple 7/8ths leggings without pockets she obviously bought online because purple? what was she thinking?
