Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Stuff Miss Information wonders about

It turns out the library union didn't go on strike, leaving Miss Information hours of free time to think about nonsense. This is what she's been thinking about this morning.

If they're only occasional tables, what are they the rest of the time?

If you can be inept, why can you not be ept? Miss Information wants to be ept at something.


At 9:27 PM, Blogger Chas said...

miss information is ept at wondering.

At 1:11 AM, Blogger nikkormac said...

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At 1:34 AM, Blogger nikkormac said...

Miss information is but the eptest at blogging. never have i seen so ept a blog.

Her eptitude for annoyance surpasseth all understanding too.

nikkormac thinks he'd like to pine away from the misery, or agony, or general owie-ness of unrequited love for Miss Information. he thinks that would be terribly romantic, or at least give him something to do. nikkormac wonders what sorts of supplies one needs to pine properly. he doesn't thrill at the prospect of getting about 7/8ths of the way pined only to discover he forgot to pick up something at the store that he now realizes to be an absolute requirement for complete and ept pineage (pining to a great distance not having quite the full effect of pining entirely away).

has anyone hereabouts ever pined away? might they care to offer a novice some pointers?

At 5:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I believe the word you're looking for is 'apt'. English is a strange language.

At 7:31 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I read somewhere that Bird Flu is expected to arrive in the USA or Canada this fall.
It said it killed almost 60% of those who got infected.
Is it true ?
What can we do to avoid it ?


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