Tuesday, July 05, 2005

Miss Information is annoyed about being back

Miss Information's vacation is alas, over and she is back at work. The third customer she had this morning accused her of being a Nazi. Well, yeah, the Nazis are responsible for atrocities and genocide; Miss Information wouldn't let you use a computer for longer than anyone else. She can see why you were confused.

That vacation must have resensitized her, because she was quite upset by this. For two entire weeks no one accused Miss Information of anything more malevolent than forgetting to feed the cat. And it was nice, dammit.

By this afternoon, she'll be back to her hard-hearted self.


At 9:36 PM, Blogger nikkormac said...

oh, welcome back, Lady.

we know about post-vacational culture shock. yea, verily doth it suck.

please just know that no matter what manner of imbecile should assault you in the course of your workday, your admiring throngs love you. or at least like you a whole lot (i suppose it varies from throng to throng).

this particular throng feels his insides melt into a little puddle every time he reads one of your posts. in case that's worth anything.

from a purely selfish point of view, this particular throng is glad you're back. hard heart and all.

now how's that cat?


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