Miss Information is annoyed about cutleryMiss Information is back from vacation and she has something to get off her chest.
Specifically she is concerned about the fork situation. She does appreciate that the fast food industry acknowledges her desire to occasionally eat a vegetable by providing exciting opportunities to consume iceberg lettuce, but shouldn't somebody else recognize the near impossibility of eating these salads with those stupid plastic forks?
Really. It can't be done. She has been reduced to tears at truckstops trying to spear those tiny tomatoes.
Someone needs to fix this.