Miss Information witnesses a fun encounterMiss Information was so tickled by this she wanted to share it. Nevertheless, she realizes that it will lose something in the translation into print. The best thing to do is to imagine it. Miss Information realizes that others do not have the save vibrant imagination she does, so she's gonna help.
Setting: A tasteful and elegant Victorian building. Lots of mahogany. Marble. Nice tile floor. Everything is shiny. Nothing is broken. A few well-dressed, attractive patrons study around the library. They are polite. They speak in whispers. Their hygiene is above reproach.
Cast of Characters:
Guy In Charge: for the purposes of this reinactment he is to be played by George Clooney--suave, debonair, and for some reason wearing a sweater with giraffes on it. Oh, well. The wardrobe department will fix that.
The Kid: kind of dim, not that exciting. Miss Information doesn't know any current teen actors, so we'll travel back in time and get Corey Haim. Remember him? If he's not available (yeah, right) we'll get Keanu Reeves circa Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.
Miss Information: Sultry, gorgeous, smoky bedroom eyes and really nice shoes--to be played by Angelina Jolie. Yeah, that's damn close.
Kid approaches Guy In Charge accompanied by a few hangers on.
Guy In Charge: May I help you?
Kid: I need books about ADHD.
Guy In Charge: I'll just look that up for...
Kid: (interrupting) Do you have anything on fetal alcohol syndrome?
Miss Information watching from the sidelines explodes in hysterical laughter.
You probably had to be there.