Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Miss Information is annoyed by a new idea

The security guard at Miss Information's library was swarmed and threatened by the drug users who hang around the library parking lot. The security guard was merely trying to get them to do their drug using and selling elsewhere. In fact there is a very nice park only a couple of blocks from the library that would be perfect for that kind of thing. Things sure have changed from Miss Information's lawless youth when that sort of activity was not conducted in public and never in broad daylight.

Everyone is shocked and horrified that the drug users would threaten the security guard and the library wants to prevent this from happening again, therefore one of the library supervisors has come up with a brilliant solution.

The security guard has been asked to stop speaking to the customers.

It's only Tuesday. It's way too early for Miss Information to have lost the will to live.


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