Miss Information can't think of a clever titleA high school student approached the reference desk. She was looking for Madonna cds. Miss Information didn't expect there would be anything but she was bored so she looked in the catalogue. Amazingly enough, the catalogue indicated a copy of "Music" was in the library. Joyously she led the patron to the CD shelving.
"It would be under 'L', right?" asked the student.
'L'? Where did she come up with 'L'?
At any rate the cd was not found in either the 'L' or the 'M' section, although Miss Information was laughing so hard at that point she couldn't see straight.
What Miss Information thought about in Corpse Pose
Last night in corpse pose, Miss Information was on the verge of total and complete relaxation when she was distracted by a clicking sound. Damn. It turned out to be Yoga Boy pacing around a couple of feet behind her. He had a bandage on his foot that was causing the clicking noise. She tried to relax again but was now totally aware of Yoga Boy and his location in proximity to her stuff. "Hey, Yoga Boy! Get away from Miss Information's knapsack!"
She had the sudden thought that perhaps this whole yoga thing is a total scam constructed by master criminals who tell you to lie down with your eyes closed and then surreptiously rifle through your belongings and steal anything that appeals to them while you're experiencing blissful relaxation.
Yep. Watch out Yoga Boy. Miss Information is on to you.