Thursday, August 02, 2007

Miss Information's essay has that little extra something

Yesterday Miss Information finished her latest academic product. She printed it on the library's public printer because she is no longer on good terms with the staff printer. She dashed over to pick up this masterpiece but another woman got there first.

Before Miss Information could stop her, and she tried to stop her, the woman licked her fingers and began shuffling through the papers. You know? Miss Information's papers.

Miss Information's essay has now been slobbered on by a complete stranger.



At 8:09 PM, Anonymous Captain Yogurt said...

I can beat this one, Miss Info. A patron drooled on the desk in front of me today (I bet you can guess which one!).

At 8:14 PM, Anonymous Woeful said...

"Irregular" DNA. Nasty! The paper should be burned with extreme prejudice, then reprinted. It's the only way to be safe.

At 4:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about having a customer's nose drip on your paper? That happened to me a couple of weeks ago - yuck!


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