Miss Information is falling apartWhen Miss Information was a young thing she thought it would be a really cool thing to have one of her fingernails or toenails turn black and eventually fall off. She just thought it would be neat.
The years passed. Miss Information found herself in a large airport hurrying to get on a plane that had been delayed. It was not necessary to hurry. She had plenty of time. In her haste to board the plane she tried to overtake another passenger with a large wheelie carry on bag. Contact was made between the large wheelie bag and her toe. It hurt. Lots.
So Miss Information spent a couple of days gimping around with a sore toe. Then she noticed the toenail is turning black and may soon fall off.
You know, it really is neat.