Thursday, August 10, 2006

Miss Information is annoyed by terrorists

Miss Information is going on vacation next week. For several years she's avoided vacations that involve flying, because, well, she fucking hates flying. She doesn't like staying in one place for that long, the food sucks and she doesn't like other people in charge of the driving. And don't get her started on airports...But this year she decided to relax her restrictions, throw caution to the wind, and take the longest damn plane ride she possibly could without retracing her steps.

What was she thinking?

Well, basically she was thinking that there would be lots of fun stuff to do on the plane. Here was her list of planned activities:
1. Read
2. Play electronic games
3. Drink juice
4. Listen to music on her MP3 player
5. Apply sunscreen
6. Do some chemistry experiments
7. Style her hair
8. Drink water
9. Brush her teeth
10. Clean her contact lenses
11. Moisturize
12. Wax her legs

Let the good times roll. Now because of a bunch of wackos, most of those fun plans are falling by the wayside. It's just like Mrs Booth used to tell the 4th grade class, it just takes a couple of bad seeds to ruin the fun for everybody else.

These are Miss Information's current plans for the plane:
1. Read
2. Twitch

It's going to be a very long flight.


At 9:35 AM, Anonymous Magpie said...

It's amazing how vitally important moisturizing became when the TSA told me I couldn't do it.

At 10:56 AM, Anonymous Dances With Books said...

Lucky you. No one could pay me enough to get on a plane between their lousy service, the lack of comfort, and overall treatment like cattle. And don't even get me started on the airports either. Looks like I won't be going overseas anytime soon (maybe there is something to say for the olden days when you had to cross the ocean on actual ship). Anyhow, for the U.S., I prefer to drive myself, thank you.

At 8:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I found a Rubik's Cube helpful

At 12:03 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The reader tsks in disappointment over Miss Information's use of the f-word.

At 7:47 AM, Anonymous Stepping Stool said...

How long is the flight, anyway?
My regular flights are usually between 11 and 12 hours.
Slumber is the best, for your sanity and beauty.


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