Thursday, July 20, 2006

Miss Information hates the summer

Today, Miss Information witnessed a lengthy exchange between a patron and one of her colleagues. The patron insisted that a third colleague had intentionally misled her about the availability of a video--uhm because he's an evil bastard who likes jerking people around or something.

No amount of discussion could convince the woman that she was the victim of a run of the mill misunderstanding.

Miss Information realized that stabbing the woman would be more productive use of her colleague's time.

This is why the knives are kept on another floor of the library.


At 7:48 PM, Blogger Small Town Librarian said...

That's why I carry a Swiss Army "multi-purpose" tool on my keychain. :)

At 5:06 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Our Director does not allow sharp objects in the library. I've tried to advocate for stun guns, tasers, cattle prods, pepper spray but to no avail. I'm sure that in a short time these items would create a much more polite and friendly group of patrons.

At 8:22 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why use a sharp object, when there are so many nice large volumes around? A nice whump over the head with Balay's _Guide to Reference Books_ should do the trick.


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