Miss Information doesn't have a leg to stand onMiss Information is laid up with a knee injury. She fell off her shoes. It's ok to laugh. Such cute shoes. Such a shiny floor. Such pain.
In any case, she's sticking to flats until her mobility returns. This has given her a lot of time to look longingly at the feet of others. She must now provide this public service message to the men of the world:
Miss Information appreciates that sometimes one must wear shorts and running shoes--when running for example. However it is never, ever, ever ok to wear dress socks and shorts. Particularly black dress socks. This is just a really bad look.
Also, sandals and socks? Bad idea. Flip flops and socks? Just don't. Ever.
Summer is really short. Take off your damn socks and enjoy it.