Miss Information insists that someone show her the moneyMiss Information has been working at the world's most mellow library for almost a month but her pay stub has yet to follow her there. Here's the thing: Miss Information is not spending 7 hours a day working in this "so dull she's thinking about chewing her own leg off to escape" library for the good of her health, you know.
When the first payday came and went with no stub, Miss Information let it slide. Lots of people had been relocated, some details were bound to be missed. However, today marked the second time that Miss Information has gotten an empty stocking and she's out for blood. It doesn't help that she's had too much coffee and is missing the cute shoes she used to wear when she was sitting at the reference desk and can't wear now that she spends her entire life standing at the circulation desk waiting, waiting, waiting for something to happen.
She contacted her friend at the payroll department to see if she could shed a little light. The woman got back to her very quickly. Instead of sending her pay stub to the incredibly serene Sun Kil Moon library whose branch code abbreviates to SKM, the payroll people have instead been sending it to the S'mores, KitKats and Macaroons department of the Big Interesting Library whose department code abbreviates to SKM.
At first Miss Information laughed at the absurdity. Then she spent the rest of the day depressed that only her pay stub was getting to spend time some place interesting.