Miss Information has been down so long it seems like up to herActual conversation.
Woman at Elevator: Do I press 2 to go up?
Miss Information: This is the top floor. You can only go down.
Woman at Elevator: I just want to go one flight up.
Miss Information: There is no floor above this one.
Woman at Elevator: How do I go up?
Miss Information (points at sky which is visible through skylight): There is no up.
Woman at Elevator: Oh, I see. So, how do I get upstairs?
Eventually she manages to convince the woman to try down. Down probably has everything she’s looking for.