Miss Information is annoyed by a letterMiss Information was checking her work e-mail today--essay avoidance manoever #7 and noticed that ponytail guy has been banned for another 8-weeks. She isn't losing any sleep over this (sleeping=essay avoidance manoever #3). He's a sociopath.
What kind of irritates her is the letter banning ponytail guy. It goes something like this.
Dear Ponytail Guy,
You broke our rules and the library doesn't want to see you on our property for 8 weeks. If you come back we'll have you arrested.
"Dear"? "Yours truly"? Miss Information likes that the library is civilized but surely when you're kicking somebody out you can dispense with the "dear" part of the letter.
No wonder these guys always come back.