Miss Information tries to write an essay
1000 words. No problem.Miss Information writes that essay.
Miss Information does a word count. 1438 words. Oh, dear.
Miss Information edits, compresses, changes. She does a word count. 1438 words. Oh, damn.
Miss Information rewrites, revises, amends. She does a word count. 1438 words. Oh, fuck.
Miss Information changes the font size so it all fits on the right number of pages and sighs with relief.
3 Comments:
That's my constant problem with word counts too - I always go over 'em.
Which is why I handed in many a highschool essay in size 8 or 10 font, only to recieve them with comments from teachers such as "Please attach a magnifying glass next time" and "Do not flaunt your youth before my decrepit eyes."
I doubt the prof is gonna count each word. i am sure you are fine.
i have to say i kind of hated people like you when i was in school...i was what you call a bare minimum word count essay writer...never take more time than you have to that's what i always say!
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