Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Miss Information says give us an "E"

Miss Information's first essay was due yesterday. She worked on it very hard but by Thursday it was still craptacular. She improved it but eventually lost all perspective. Maybe it was ok. Maybe it was crap with punctuation. Who can tell?

The work week was relatively peaceful, perhaps because Miss Information's brain was trapped in rural 1890s Jamaica. Then on Friday, as she was on her way to dinner break the phone rang. She answered. Mistake.

Merry Christmas, the woman said.

Um. Yep. Miss Information has a pretty good idea where this is going.

The woman describes the situation. It seems that several decades back the woman had received a letter from a lawyer. The letter contained a word starting with the letter "E". Could Miss Information please figure out what word it was?

Well, it was a full moon.

5 Comments:

At 8:31 PM, Anonymous kdorian said...

...Esquire?

 
At 2:52 PM, Anonymous dutiful daughter said...

Dutiful votes for "Eccentric". Though that pretty much goes without saying.

 
At 1:01 PM, Anonymous Woeful said...

What the F&@k?

I vote for, "entropy," clearly the state in which this person roots...

I lament.

 
At 5:22 PM, Blogger No one asked us said...

Edible panties?

 
At 3:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Executrix?

 

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