Miss Information is annoyed by hopeThe day after a disastrous oral presentation in her Caribbean literature course (no, she isn’t exaggerating), Miss Information received word that her application to graduate school has been rejected. It really hasn’t been the best week so far.
So all you people who were so certain that she would be accepted were wrong. Miss Information was right and you were wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong! Ah, dammit. Being right doesn’t always feel so good.
Miss Information opened the e-mail right before work today. She thought it was another e-mail about the computer glitch that had messed up the application process so she was blindsided. She spent the rest of the day weepy. Imagine if she actually had gotten her hopes up.
Since it is unlikely that Miss Information will want to speak about this in the near future, or, you know, ever, she would like to take this opportunity to thank all of her library and non library friends for their support, kind words, and recommendations.
Oh, and the manufacturers of the sandpaper-esque facial tissue the library purchases are really just a bunch of scum sucking, bottom feeding bastards. Thanks to you, Miss Information now resembles Yoda.
Miss Information is pretty bummed out right now, but she’s sure that she’ll be able to see the funny side of this by tomorrow. Well, maybe Thursday. Ok, Friday at the latest.