Miss Information is super freakyWhat Miss Information loves most about the holiday season is the surprises. Like this year the evil children got together and had their annual Christmas gang fight one day early. Oh, kids, you shouldn’t have, really…
It did make today pretty quiet though. When Miss Information arrived for the late shift, several of the evil children were already surgically attached to their computers. Isn’t early dismissal a wonderful thing?
As she passed two of the charming, tow-headed psychopaths, one of them looked at her. “Rick James,” he said.
His friend turned to him in horror. “Dude,” he said, clearly stunned. “She knows who Rick James is.”
Miss Information confirmed that she does indeed know who Rick James is—having paid attention to things in the world for the past couple of decades. Not only that but she’s also pretty sure it was their not-so-secret-code way of calling her a bitch—which she sort of takes exception to, because she hadn’t started work at that point and wasn’t in full raging bitch mode until later.
It was such a touching Christmas moment.