Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Miss Information is too distracted to pay attention

Miss Information admits she has no idea what happened in yesterday’s election, even though she was glued to CNN most of the night. Did anyone else think their election coverage was bizarrely staged?

Here’s what Miss Information saw: a bunch of guys in dark suits having conversations about politics while standing miles away from each other. Did they all wear the same suit and didn’t want anyone else to notice? Do they have restraining orders against each other? Every now and then somebody would peer over a bank of computers and attempt communication with the poor souls imprisoned on the other side of the electronic equipment but nobody got too close.

It was like election coverage brought to you by a fear of intimacy support group.

It was strange. Very strange.


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