Miss Information vows to fight the stupid people on the beachesA college student approaches Miss Information. She doesn't appear to be an idiot--until she says this:
I need a biography of Winston Churchill. He was a journalist.
In fact, he was a journalist. Briefly. Then he went and got all political. Miss Information pointed out that most of the books would most likely concentrate on his career as Prime Minister. The student was surprised. He was Prime Minister?