Miss Information and a sign of insanityA poster advertising a social club has recently appeared in Miss Information's gym. In large bold letters it announces that the club is "a new alternative to meeting great people through salsa dancing".
Every time she sees it, the little evil voice in her head translates this into "you know all those great people you can meet dancing? Well, we're not them. We're jerks and we can't dance. Come. Join us. Don't be afraid."
Miss Information can't tell you how many hours of amusement this has provided.