Miss Information is annoyed about Valentine's dayMiss Information is single (she's far too cranky for an actual relationship) but she's ok with it. She went to the gym and attended the "Step Class for Losers who Couldn't Get Dates". It was cool.
Anyway, her adorable nieces dropped by for a Valentine's day visit and brought a little gift. It was a muffin--which she was instructed to share with another person. So for Valentine's day Miss Information's only present was half a damn muffin.
Not to be petty, but could her sister not have ponied up the cash for two muffins, so Miss Information could have had a whole damn muffin?
That woman's present-giving ability has really started to deteriorate.