Miss Information has a bad dayMiss Information has a cold. Her nose is red and flaky. It’s not an attractive look. She periodically has violent coughing fits. If she doesn’t get to take a nap soon she’s going to collapse weeping over her keyboard. Her usual stylish wardrobe has been replaced by “sick girl wear” (old jeans, shirt covered with cat hair, zebra print canvas sneakers that match nothing). Her normally well-behaved, luxurious hair has turned against her conditioner and now resembles some kind of malfunctioning haystack. It isn’t pretty.
So obviously this is the day the head of the entire library system drops by for her triennial visit. Perfect.