Miss Information is annoyed by doubtersMiss Information knows where the locations of the libraries are, ok? So when she tells you that Happyville Library is at the corner of Sesame St. and Broken Dreams Blvd. don't be telling her that those streets don't intersect. Of course they intersect. That's why they put a library there.
And now a new feature to the blog:
What Miss Information Thought About in Corpse Pose
Miss Information generally enjoys yoga class, and not just because the instructor (Yoga Boy) is so attractive, but she just can't get the hang of Corpse Pose. This is what she was thinking about last night while everyone around her was emptying their minds of thought and achieving total relaxation:
There was this episode of the television show Night Gallery where a fisherman caught a beautiful mermaid in his net and fell in love with her. Their love was doomed, obviously. But then the fisherman strong-armed or blackmailed a gypsy, fairy, genie or something into giving his beloved mermaid human legs. The gypsy (or whatever) granted his wish and the mermaid ended up with a great set of gams...and unfortunately the head of a sturgeon.
They don't make tv shows like that anymore.
She spent the rest of the time thinking about food.