Thursday, October 28, 2004

Miss Information is annoyed by the nearsighted

Ok, Miss Information admits that she doesn't have 20/20 vision. In fact, she suspects she descended from underground-dwelling mole-people hermits. You would think she would be sympathetic to your plight. She isn't.

So don't be telling her you can't see without your glasses and you didn't bring your glasses. You left home knowing you were coming to the damn library (it's rare anyone mistakes us for a church or something) and you didn't even consider the possibility that you might need to see something?

Miss Information hates you and she's not going to hide it anymore. You have been warned.

3 Comments:

At 4:05 PM, Blogger Lexi said...

Aren't reading glasses like keys to nearsighted people? Who goes places without their glasses? What do they think to themselves, "Oh, I'll just leave these here, I doubt I'll have to read anything today"?

More importantly, why are they telling you? Why aren't they hiding their shameful secret by burying their heads in upside down Nancy Drew novels?

 
At 5:04 PM, Blogger nichole said...

How the hell did this person get to the library, anyway? Foosh.

 
At 6:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

May I say I am absolutely hooked on your blog!! Having spent more than 2 years in a library as a library clerk, everything you say is SOOO true, but so unbelievably funny!! I can hear and see (and smell!) your clients.

 

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