Friday, October 15, 2004

Miss Information takes a shot at inner peace

...but it's really difficult for her to achieve perfect harmony when there are idiots who come to yoga class late and then spend the whole time having a conversation about whether or not to dye their hair, while one of them snaps her fingers (really!) and their cell phones ring.

What Miss Information Thought about in Corpse Pose
She spent her time in corpse pose thinking up yoga inspired ways to kill her annoying classmates. They were stranded on mountains, attacked by eagles, swallowed by cobras and torn apart by upward facing dogs.
Ahhhhhhhhh...not quite inner peace but damn close. Miss Information is positive that BKS Iyengar has these exact same thoughts when he does corpse pose.

2 Comments:

At 5:52 PM, Blogger Fishhead said...

I know who you really are Miss-information. Just remember -- I can destroy you.

Careful what you write. Someone is watching.

 
At 5:33 PM, Blogger Miss Information said...

Fishheads, fishheads roly poly fishheads,
Fishheads, fishheads eat them up...Yum

 

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