Miss Information cannot be allowed in civilized company
Miss Information screwed up at work last night which meant that today she went to Starbucks to use their Internet and coffee to repair the damage.
Because it was busy, she sat at an adjoining table with a nice young couple. She quickly realized that she doesn't know nearly enough about her flashy new computer, specifically about Windows 8--that pretty, but dysfunctional operating system."Oh, damn it all to hell!" she exclaimed at one point.
The nice young man half of the couple gasped in horror and quickly put away the phone he had just started to dial. Miss Information tried to explain that simultaneous typing and swearing had gotten her through graduate school but they didn't seem to believe her. Clearly terrified, they packed up and left very soon after.