Thursday, April 24, 2008

Miss Information has a new idea

There was one bright spot in a seemingly endless day at the reference desk. At about 2:30 a man handed Miss Information a list of books his son wanted. At the top of the list was a book called 7 Habits of Highly Effected People.

Since snickering while trying to assist a tax payer is probably not recommended by any legitimate self-help author, Miss Information has decided to fill the gap.

Her book will be titled 7 Habits of Highly Affected People and will include sections on:
how to make broad sweeping gestures without injuring those around you
long cigarette holders, big sunglasses and other must have accessories
tips on adopting and maintaining your fake European accent

She's going to follow it up with 7 Habits of Highly Infected People. She plans to spend months researching the "staying in bed doing nothing" section.


At 7:43 PM, Blogger Josh said...

This post has inspired me to write The 7 Habits of Highly Neglected People.

It'll be written for anti-social people who want to learn how to get others to ignore them. Ah, peace and quiet.

At 10:43 PM, Blogger kittenpie said...

Will they include sections on how to act in the library? Like, the affected people should be certain to mention the importance of their research, while the infected people should sneeze directly on the keyboards?

I suppose the end of the Cold War Era has put the kibosh on the 7 Habits of Highly Defected People. sigh.

At 6:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

A fabulous post, as always dahling. (kiss kiss) We should lunch at the club.

I'm going to write about "highly reflective people". It will be about those who wear tinfoil hats.

At 11:18 AM, Blogger Lisa said...

The Chicken Soup people better look out! Miss Information has found the next big thing!


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