Miss Information has a new ideaThere was one bright spot in a seemingly endless day at the reference desk. At about 2:30 a man handed Miss Information a list of books his son wanted. At the top of the list was a book called 7 Habits of Highly Effected People.
Since snickering while trying to assist a tax payer is probably not recommended by any legitimate self-help author, Miss Information has decided to fill the gap.
Her book will be titled 7 Habits of Highly Affected People and will include sections on:
how to make broad sweeping gestures without injuring those around you
long cigarette holders, big sunglasses and other must have accessories
tips on adopting and maintaining your fake European accent
She's going to follow it up with 7 Habits of Highly Infected People. She plans to spend months researching the "staying in bed doing nothing" section.