Miss Information is annoyed with familiarityMiss Information is happy to report that the hair situation is improving. It must be. Last week a patron looked at her in horror, "Is that your hair?" she gasped in disbelief. Miss Information tried to look at it as a compliment...and failed.
This morning though two (2) different and unrelated women both said they liked her hair. No room for misinterpretation there.
Her hair may be closer to fabulous this week, but other problems have surfaced. A customer asked for a natural facelift book. "I need exercises to tighten up my face," she said. "See, I have these wrinkles...oh, look...you have the same ones. They're exactly like the wrinkles you have!"
As much as this was intended to be a friendly, womanly bonding experience, Miss Information was not going to play along. Seriously, insulting the nice library lady by pointing out her physical flaws is not going to get you the service you may want.
It does, however get you the service you deserve.