Miss Information is annoyed by infidelityMiss Information has been thinking about evolution alot lately. She has been working very hard on her pet project of growing a third arm. See, originally she wanted a third arm so she could mouse and keyboard at the same time, but right this second she realized that it would also be a great help when one is blogging and eating yogurt simultaneously.
So far, there has been no progress made.
Miss Information was just about to give up on her quest, abandon science and become a flat earth believing, global warming denying, non Darwinist Republican when she got good news.
Apparently people are evolving. The woman on the phone wanted books about recovering from infidelity and reconciling with your cheating spouse. She had a few titles in mind and Miss Information suggested some, as well. The woman, however was not interested in the Getting over Your Spouse's Affair by Tossing the Lying Bastard into the Gutter books that Miss Information was steering her toward.
As the conversation progressed, the woman told Miss Information that she was feeling pretty good about the whole forgiveness thing. Apparently it used to take 4 or 5 years to get over an affair, but now people are so much more advanced it only takes 6 months to a year! This is good news. Proof the species is actually evolving is just what Miss Information needed. She wished the woman luck and, with a renewed sense of purpose, started working on her project again.
That third arm should sprout any day now.