Miss Information

Miss Information is on vacation

Miss Information took the week off work. She planned to clean and organize her house. Therefore, obviously she has spent much of the week hanging around the beach reading books and drinking coffee. It has been unseasonably warm and you have to be in the absolute right mood to do all that cleaning/organizing crap.

Here's what Miss Information thinks about at the beach: Mostly she thinks about how cool it is to have such a fine and largely deserted beach available. She wonders whether the nuclear plant you can see from the beach puts people off, or whether the beach needs a better marketing strategy. She doesn't much care, she enjoys the peace and quiet. But then she starts thinking about bees. There are always bees on the beach, and to her knowledge, she's never been stung. But what if she's deathly allergic to bee stings? What if one of the beach bees stings her, and causes her to die? There are no people on the beach. No one would find her body. Eventually the tide would come in and carry her out to sea.

So, to sum up, Miss Information has spent the week avoiding housework, sitting on the beach, drinking too much coffee and thinking about death.

All in all, it's been a pretty great vacation.

posted by Miss Information @ 10:49 PM