Miss Information is annoyed by parentsIt is Screaming Child Day at the library. And Miss Information totally forgot to attend Screaming Child Eve festivities. Slipped her mind completely.
Right this minute a screaming toddler is sitting opposite the Reference Desk where Miss Information is doomed to spend the rest of her natural life. Said toddler (honestly, why do people keep producing more of these creatures?) has dropped all of its personal effects on the floor.
Instead of picking them up, its mother has given the child one of the library's precious computer keyboards to play with/pound on/destroy.
Miss Information hates this style of parenting.