Wednesday, December 22, 2004

Miss Information is annoyed by garbage

Miss Information understands your need to eat Sun Chips. She finds them delicious. What's more they actually taste healthy so you can delude yourself that you aren't eating crap. In fact, even the library supports your decision to eat Sun Chips by making them available in our vending machine.

Miss Information can't understand why, after consuming your cheese-flavoured Sun Chips, you would choose to spend a significant portion of your life folding the empty bag into a tiny square and then carefully inserting it between two government documents.

There are garbage cans, you know.

Miss Information has a Message for her Beloved Co-Workers
She would have told you but she was sworn to secrecy and they said they'd have to kill her if she said anything. So please forgive her.

1 Comments:

At 1:53 PM, Blogger Fishhead said...

Well-- this "Beloved Co-Worker" (ha!) may just never forgive you for withholding the secret. Which turned out to be not so secret, anyways, since it took two guesses to figure it out by grilling a more co-operative & spineless Beloved Co-worker.

 

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