A message for Miss Information's neighboursHello,
Miss Information is only gonna say this once, so listen up:
It's August. For the love of god, please take down your sodding icicle lights. Also, Miss Information is getting pretty damn tired of seeing your stupid fibre-glass reindeer and she's almost positive that they're portable, so take them inside until, oh, say November.
Miss Information thanks you for your attention. You may now resume normal activites.