Thursday, July 08, 2004

Miss Information is annoyed about...


Miss Information has been thinking about the summers of her childhood, specifically about how she and her friends would play outside. Oh, sure, Miss Information would visit the local library a couple of times during the summer but only in complete secrecy and usually under the cover of darkness.

She would sneak past the terrifying library staff at the circulation desk, go to the children's department (because the adult department was only for adults), pick out a couple of books and then leave. Yes, Ricky and Jocelyn it is possible to actually leave the library.

The library of Miss Information's childhood was a quiet place for tranquil reflection.

And that's the way Miss Information likes it, god damn it!

Miss Information is thinking about windmilling her arms as she moves through the adult department just to see how many people she can take out. Obviously some of the shorter children would escape her reach, so some kicking might be required.

Regulars who came in today:
Ricky and Jocelyn
Wedding Planner woman
Tom the ex-cop
Opera Woman
Katherine (kookier than ever)
The woman with the nice hair
William and his annoying siblings
Sports Illustrated guy
The Boy who Asks Too Many Questions

"I swore never to read again after To Kill a Mockingbird offered me no meaningful advice on the killing of mockingbirds. It did teach me to not judge a man based on the color of his skin, but what good does that do ME?"
-Homer Simpson


At 5:27 PM, Blogger pureplum said...

You're blog's a hoot! Thanks. I'll be back to read more.


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