Saturday, August 15, 2015

Miss Information is annoyed by renovations

The staff area in Miss Information's branch has recently had its washroom upgraded. She hates the changes. Obviously. 

Because the gym change room is inhabited by 6 year olds who DO NOT WANT TO GO SWIMMING, Miss Information often uses that washroom to change from her work clothes into her gym clothes. Her first indication that she and the washroom reno were not going to be friends came when she shook out her yoga pants, accidentally triggered the soap dispenser and had to go to the gym wearing extremely soapy pants. 

So, the soap dispenser is now her mortal enemy but the paper towel dispenser is...what's worse than a mortal enemy--an immortal enemy? She's convinced that it might have the soul of a long dead mime or something. That's how annoying it is. It's handsfree like the soap dispenser. Unfortunately this means Miss Information triggers it by breathing, by moving slightly or by simply existing. It also triggers when she tears off a length of paper towel so the next person ends up with about a metre of towelling. 

Yesterday when she filled the kettle (there's no kitchen in the department so she has to use the washroom), she managed to leave a pile of soap and enough towels to make a tent on the floor. 

So, yeah, she's not adapting to this change very well. 

9 Comments:

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I think the word you're looking for is Nemesis.

 
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At 8:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just you wait, Miss Information. The nightmare is yet to come...

 
At 2:14 PM, Blogger Lisa said...

Sorry to see you're no longer blogging. Hope all is well. I enjoyed your blog while it lasted and wish you the best of luck.

 
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At 11:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm with Lisa - where did you go? I could read you all day long... or an hour. You make me laugh at myself and more so - at others. I miss you and I hardly know you... at all.

 
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