Miss Information is annoyed by bodily functions
A patron asked if he could
have a tissue. Miss Information said sure. It's been cold and the fellow's nose
was visibly running. Ew, dude, you could have used your sleeve. He helped
himself to several but instead using one to wipe his nose (which would have
helped!), he decided to explain why he'd asked. (Miss Information is a smart
woman. Also, she has eyes.)
See, he usually brings his own but today
he forgot. He has bad nose bleeds, see, so he likes to have a bunch of tissue
just in case. Yeah, so sometimes he needs to go to the hospital and get his nose
cauterized but it's not as bad as it used to be. They can cauterize without
sticking a big metal tube into your nose nowadays. Well it's still pretty gross. Oh and yeah, he has to be
really careful when he clips his nose hair because sometimes he accidentally
clips part of his nose and that's not good. Also, when you're plucking the hair
out of your ears you should be really careful that the hair you're plucking
isn't connected to a nerve, because he did that once and it was really bad. So
you should just get someone else to trim the hair instead. Also there was this
one time he slid down a slide that was wet. Boy that was almost a bad situation.
He could have gotten really hurt. Fortunately, the slide was plastic, not metal,
so he didn't get hurt.
Miss Information has no clue what the
slide part is about but she nods and smiles--which is hard because the man's
nose has been running thoughout the entire conversation even though he could
wipe it at any time because he's got all that tissue. Again,
ew.
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