Thursday, July 09, 2015

Miss Information is tired of the summer drama

So, the day after "unbelievable" woman, a coworker came to speak with Miss Information. She looked stressed. 

"That customer can't log into his Facebook. He's very upset. He's sent an email to them asking them to sort it out. Is there anything we can do?"

Miss Information thinks not but asks the customer what kind of an error message he's getting. He offers to show her. While they are at the computer, he goes into detail. His account works from his phone. His account works from his friend's laptop. His account does not work from the library or from the nearby hotel. 

"What am I going to do?" the man asks. "It's a tragedy!"

The FB error message is odd considering that the man can access his account on some devices. Still, it's a FB problem. There is nothing Miss Information can do about it. 

"Can't someone fix it? It's a tragedy!"

Miss Information assures the man that the people at FB are on the case and will be in touch with him.

"'s a tragedy! What am I going to do?"

Ok, pal, Miss Information has had it with you. Syria is a tragedy. What you have here is a completely minor inconvenience. There are subtleties here that you are failing to grasp.

When does summer end?


At 5:52 PM, Blogger Lily Whalen said...

This reminds me of the Tim Hawkins comedy routine, 'The Worst'. If you're interested, you can check it out here:


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