Miss Information is annoyed by fellow studentsIt happened again. Miss Information was in hour 8 of her 9 hour day at school and it happened again.
It occurred in the middle of a fascinating discussion about the inevitable crisis that will result from the recent decline in the quality of adhesives used in spine labels. Not really. It was some dumbass discussion of some dumbass library issue though. One of Miss Information's fellow students had something to add.
She began: Well...when I'm a liberrian working in a liberry....
Miss Information was horrified. This woman along with numerous other people in the department, has managed to get through public school, high school, undergrad and is now half way through a graduate program without noticing that the word library has that pesky extra "r". It's her field of study, for pete's sake!
Miss Information learned how to pronounce library in kindergarten because her teachers used to make fun of the children who didn't say the word correctly. Yes. You heard that right. They also made fun of short kids and you can just imagine what they did to the stupider children. Miss Information went to a school that was so tough the teachers were the bullies. It explains a lot about her endless, paralysing fear of authority figures.
However, she, at least knows how to say "library".