Thursday, May 14, 2009

Another weird moment in the nice part of town

Yep. The nice part of town seems to have some real weirdos in it. The woman with the wet jeans is still mad. Today she told Miss Information that she is not paying her fines because of the wet jeans incident. She also made Miss Information give her a printout of all her charges because she has trouble remembering the due dates. She explained that she has some pretty serious memory problems. Miss Information would love for the woman to "forget" the wet jeans incident but this doesn't seem likely.

Another woman hailed Miss Information as she walked through browsing section. She wanted to know whether the library got a lot of obscene phone calls. Bit of an odd question, but ok, Miss Information will play along. She assured the woman that she had never had a problem and she hadn't heard of any problems.

"Oh," said the woman. "So, what's the phone number for the library?"

Fortunately Miss Information hasn't committed that to memory yet so she suggested the woman pick up a library guide on the way out. She waits expectantly to see whether the number of obscene phone calls increases. Maybe the woman is going to write the number on the bathroom wall of some seedy dive--"for a good time call..."

Some pervert is about to be seriously disappointed.


At 1:07 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tell us more about the "wet jeans" incident -- which I could not find using the Blogger search tool!


At 7:08 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, you must let us know what the "wet Jeans" incident is...

At 3:32 PM, OpenID grayjaydeb said...

Perhaps she has an even better use for the phone number... to pass the number on to men who are pressing her for hers... You could use the calls to match up unattached patrons ;)


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