tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7562505.post5349797042261632415..comments2009-04-18T01:16:53.543-04:00Comments on Miss Information: Miss Information and the serial kisserMiss Informationhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06189230214867668098noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7562505.post-8490465727036976592009-04-18T01:16:00.000-04:002009-04-18T01:16:00.000-04:00I'm a (used) bookseller and I recently heard a tip...I'm a (used) bookseller and I recently heard a tip from a (first-run)bookseller: shoplifters frequently stretch condoms over items because they apparently thwarts any security device that reads bar codes. Perhaps there was some attempted swipin' going on?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7562505.post-41303341535330896202008-04-13T13:58:00.000-04:002008-04-13T13:58:00.000-04:00The Reader sometimes indulges in government docume...The Reader sometimes indulges in government documents, but for true satisfaction, you can't beat short story collections. Especially G. K. Chesterton and Flannery O'Connor.<BR/><BR/>The home handyman and herbal remedies sections are pretty good too.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7562505.post-76619659792135042062008-04-12T10:39:00.000-04:002008-04-12T10:39:00.000-04:00...that, of course, and because my preferences ten......that, of course, and because my preferences tend towards standing orders and periodicals.<BR/><BR/>-- Government Documents LibrarianAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7562505.post-87461285332047239302008-04-10T19:09:00.000-04:002008-04-10T19:09:00.000-04:00I've heard of foot fetishes and shoe fetishes, but...I've heard of foot fetishes and shoe fetishes, but a document fetish is just abnormal.<BR/><BR/>We have a government document called "Living With Houseplants". Is that really a challenge? Just put a box over them and refuse them water, and POOF problem solved. You can do that with roommates too, but you have to nail the box down.Stack Ferrethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16875442202099265925noreply@blogger.com